Tuesday, 26 June 2007

Round 6 - OMO rips BOT a new arsehole!

OMO BEAT 'BOT' 11-5!!! First victory was a craka!

Good team effort, and a good opponent until we doubled their score and they started to threaten us with DEATH! wankers...

OMO kept their heads and Stef made them pay. One goal a heada on the ground. (disallowed)

Trev, Matt, Zeb, Adam, James and Stef patt yourselves on the back for a solid OMO victory.

Wellfuckingdone!!!

Goal Scorers
JAMES - 5
STEF - 5
ZEB - 1

Next weeks game... 8:40pm

Round 6 - Win to OMO

earlier this week I was distracted from my non stop porn frenzy research on the internet to hear the pleasent purr noise that I had set the mac up to inform me of an incoming email.

the email was from reichfurer captain teh "tangles" taezar. intimately informing me of a dream he had where we were apparantly "were in an exclusive rock, climbing club in new york. We went to the dunnies to do some lines of a crushed up combo of coke , cinnamon, 4 leaf clovers and dope". but then "You start to talk really loudly and we got busted by the manager... "

I'm not sure what the cool kids of the south side of town are pushing at primary school. But up here in the grim north we are used to dealing with junkies breaking in to anything that has a door or window grabbing anything worth more than your dire straits collection for prompt delivery at the local crime cash convertors. But now it seems us apartment dwellers will have to deal with all number of rock climbing hocked up break and entries from emaiciated looking South Yarra drug fuelled freaks sneaking up to our juliet balconies and stealing our collection of john laws poetry precious things.

so after checking the 2nd floor windows twice I myself fell into a fevered sleep with thoughts of scrawny men creeping through my place. I decided to visualise thoughts for a new dream. Omo were holding hands with primary school children of many races and being led onto a pitch that was a squared off MCG. where we stood to attention infront of many thousands to the sounds of the Meanies strangling vanessa amoroso on stage. after shaking hands with the ref (who looked like ed rooney in ferris buellers day) off we looked up for a second to our loved ones. just as the whistle was a the alarm went off and I went to work.. aww crap.

this thought of glory in mind I believe both my co pilots on tonights game were propelled by something more than plain glorious skills, there was sheer david copperfield magic in Zebs passive aggressive midfieldmanship and goal. Stefs karate 4 goals and .5 goal extra for being a bit of a show off (cos he can). Trev the zen cat master with the one's and two's. Adams deft touch and widow maker tackles. and the glorius Teh who withstood quarter a game in goals with death threats and penalties against and still scored 5. My Jeans weren't tight enougth though and I couldn't come up with a classic bogan goal. Some ciggies tucked in the sleeve of me omo uniform would have looked sweet but. It was sweet to see some naked aggression from the otherside though and a little bit of the old rising voices and face to face malarky to bring out the yellow card for the opposition.

Great work boyzz

Monday, 25 June 2007

TSHIRTS R HERE!!

TSHIRTS HAVE ARRIVED! Please give me $28 if you want one.

Cheers Tangles

Tuesday, 19 June 2007

Round 5 - ULA IS GAY!

With a silver fox captain who looked like he'd be better suited hugging a girl 20 years younger than him in a 'Country Road' catalogue than kicking a ball around in Albert Park, ULA beat the New OMO 4-2.

Adam snuck a classy early goal fed in by Trev. The second goal was an easy tap for James as Stef’s through ball hit it’s target. OMO went on to hit the post 5 times in the final ten. Very unlucky. Doubt we will ever loose to this team again.

Highlights; Adam was kicked in the mouth by the Silver Fox. The Silver fox appeals his penalty, “my foot was only just off the Ground!!!” Yet the player was on the ground also dick head!

GOALS
ADAM – 1
JAMES – 1


Next weeks game 6pm. A game for the artists in the group I’m guessing.

Well done OMO!

Wednesday, 13 June 2007

Shirt mock up



Let me know your sizes!

OMO T SHIRTS 4 pleasure and play!

Hey there, oily captain James here. New OMO shirts are in the making!
They will be orange and display the logo above on the front. On the back will be your own number ranging from1 to 9. The shirts cost $28.50 each. Let me know if your keen
Cheers; james@renegade.com.au

Tuesday, 5 June 2007

Round 4 - Super 8 Heartbreak

An amazing turnout of 8 enthusiastic Omos at a 10.40pm match last night failed to win against a team with no subs.

The game started with 4 on 4, as many Omos turned up late, but the pace quickly fastened as subs with stacks of energy came on, one after the other. Our opponents had a fill-in who dominated their forward line and scored all 4 of their goals.

Omo's goal scorers.
2 - Dave
1 - Zeb

Omo played a great game and despite having countless great shots on target, failed to get many past their adept keeper.


The Omo Family

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Omo Fixture

The Omo Fixture can now be viewed online.

Also includes some simple goal stats.


Sunday, 3 June 2007

The Header Rules

OK, I was a little confused after all the highballs lastweek (we only been allowed to do them for like 7 years or something) so these are the rules, apparantly we are allowed to kick to over 1 foot over Cales height.

It seemed last week there were free kicks from highballs being awarded all over the place dunno, apparantly it is really simple though

That pretty well fucks up my old rightfoot cannonball shot from the side lines... anyway

see you at 10.40 mofo's



highball

Highball is not allowed at the Pit buildings. Highball is allowed at other venues under APISC control.


Highball is defined as a ball being kicked one foot higher than the tallest player on court. A free kick shall be awarded against the team that kicked the highball, from where the kick or header occurred.


Players may not lift their legs above knee high when playing a ball.